Bachelor Party Don`t: Leaving Evidence in Places Your Significant Other Might Look
For most women, nothing arouses suspicions as quickly as news of an upcoming bachelor party. The whole idea of a group of men out drinking together at bars and strip clubs and checking out other women is just not something that sits well. When you return, your girlfriend, wife, or fiancée will likely be all too eager to “help you unpack” or take care of your laundry so you can rest.
While you might think this is an extremely kind gesture, her little way of welcoming you home, it’s more likely a way for her to check everything you own for evidence of the not-so-innocent activities you took part in during your weekend away. Remember, bringing evidence home is a major bachelor party don’t.
Where to look:
Locating and destroying evidence must be done before you arrive back home, and you should look everywhere your partner might. This includes:
- Pants pockets
- Jacket pockets (inside and out)
- Your wallet
- Your suitcases and or carry-on bags
- Your cell phone
What to check for:
So, what exactly are you looking for? Basically, you should destroy anything that might be construed as suspicious. The main items are:
- Phone numbers on slips of paper
- Text or voice messages from women
- Written directions to a house party
- Matchbooks or other paraphernalia from strip clubs
- Receipts from adult establishments
Getting rid of evidence is a favor to you and your significant other. She won’t find any reason to worry, and you won’t be stuck answering a million questions. It’s a win-win.