How to Hide the Details of Your Bachelor Party
Your future bride is a sweetie, but even an understanding, easy-going girl like her might get a little upset if she learned all the juicy details of your bachelor party. You hate to keep things from her, but covering up what went on during your last hurrah as a single guy is really for her own good…
#1 – Take some “pictures”: Cameras are usually a bachelor party no-no, but they can also work in your favor. Take a disposable camera along, and snap some pictures of you doing wholesome things, like visiting a gourmet restaurant or walking through a park. Use the entire roll of film before you head out for the evening, and don’t buy any more.
#2 – Leave things in your pockets for your fiancée to find: No, not matchbooks from strip clubs. Think museum brochures, maps of botanical gardens, take-out menus…you get the idea.
#3 – Have someone “blab” some of the details: Not the real ones of course! Get a guy you really trust to bring up your fun time at the mall or the art museum the next time she’s around.
#4 – Leave your hometown: One of the most effective ways to cover up the details of your bachelor party is to get out of town. Even in fairly big areas, it’s amazing who you’ll run into when you go out, usually when you’re doing something you don’t want anyone to find out about. Even worse, the person you run into is usually a friend of the bride.
#5 – Don’t bring big mouths along: It’s simple. If a guy can’t keep a secret, he’s not on the list.